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When I Rule the World

May 23, 2013
Charles Laquidara - Contributing Writer (charles@bigmattress.com) , Maui Weekly

When I am appointed King of the World:

1.There will be a traffic light installed at the intersection of South Kihei Beach Road and Kilohana Way--a high-risk and highly dangerous pedestrian crosswalk that most of South Maui's NASCAR drivers ignore.

2.There will be a simple port-a-potty available at the OGG cell phone parking area.

3.The officials who decide our speed limits will install "Keep Right Except to Pass" signs on all our Maui highways. Rolling roadblocks are a major cause of accidents, road rage and aggressive driving on most roadways.

But until then, we'll all just have to cope.

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